Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried feed somebits to a massive reptile. Witnesses claim that Trump perhaps got a little too close with the animal, resulting in some raised eyebrows. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone popular online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he waslooking for attention
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President President Trump has confronted a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even totally plans to put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This click here situation down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these alligators runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Drain the Swamp!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and expecting a challenge. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild expedition. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a tank full of mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will reveal.